June 23, 2012
THERE IS A CHUPACABRA LIVING IN MY ATTIC.
Ok, I don’t know if this house has an attic, but I’m about
123% sure there is a chupacabra living right above my head. It wakes me up at
night with its constant rustling and eating of small children. It likes to adjust and nest right when I’ve
fallen into my REM cycle. I wonder if my secondary Peace Corps project can be
educating this town on the dangers of chupacabras. I’ll prepare a powerpoint
and everything. Maybe if I'm convincing enough I can get a grant to catch and
study chupacabras.
I got done with my first week of practicum. I still have one
more week to go. Practicum is where the Peace Corps teaches you how to teach. I
went to a senior high school and tried to teach them art. The key word in that
sentence being tried. There was an incident with a rude school employee, the
smelliest toilets I have ever crossed paths with, I have to speak like I am
trying to control a stutter just so the students can understand me, I’m
basically treated like a substitute because I’m only with these kids for maybe
2 classes, I don’t really know what the rules of school are, and also there was
also a festival this week.
There is a period of time in southern Ghana where everyone
is quiet because the ancestors are coming to eat and they need calm to come
visit. We arrived while this was going on and it gave me the false impression
Ghana was a quiet country. This period of silence ended a couple of days ago
and the drums, music, and radios have been blaring ever since. I actually enjoy
the most of the music because people will just start dancing in the streets if
they hear their jam.
Yesterday I went to town named Old Tafo to watch what could
only be described as a mix between a parade, a tailgate, and some sort of huge
block party. There were people in every nook and cranny of this somewhat small
town.
Before I get into the festival itself, this is the reason I
only “tried” to teach (and all the other reasons I listed). Basically every kid
in town skipped class and went to the festival. I couldn’t really blame them.
Why come watch a boring white lady teach very basic art when you could go watch
the entire town of Old Tafo go completely nuts?
So the festival was a mix between celebrating the
re-introduction of noise pollution and something special happened to the palm
trees (I still don’t really know what that something was). The chief was
carried through the town in a canoe while men played trumpets and banged drums
around him. Every once in a while he would stand up and dance with some sort of
duster and a very elaborate knife (I don’t really know what he had in his
hands, I'm just trying to relate their appearance to something I know). When he danced everyone would go wild and
wave white hankies in the air. Most people had on elaborate white clothing with
black designs. Our little obruni group
stood out soooooo much. Everyone was super nice, except for the occasional
drunkard that would scream Twi at me, and then scream it louder like I was
going to have some sort of epiphany and be fluent in Twi just because of how
loud its spoken. It was a really neat
experience. Maybe if I somehow become blog savvy I can attach videos of the
craziness. Besides a delicious plastic baggie of Fan-Choco (frozen chocolate
milk) I also walked away from the festival with some sexy Chaco tan lines.
Tomorrow we are going to Boti Falls. I told my Ghana “mom”
where we were going and she said “Oh yes. Very pretty. Big stone much water.”
So I guess I have a big stone and a lot of water to look forward to. There is a
pretty hefty hike to go on so I am excited about that.
Anything beats sitting
in classes from 8-5ish.
Hey! We have a very similar festival in Mecklenburg.
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Zander